How To Homeschool

So, you've bought all your curriculum for the next five years; you've signed your children up for Frisbee golf, accordion lessons, and oh, yes, beginning scrimshaw; you've scheduled every hour from sunup to sundown for teaching the essentials, not to mention a few. . . or a dozen. . . extracurricular subjects (they must know a minimum of four languages to be successful in life, after all). And about now, you are well on your way to sleeping a maximum of three hours a night ...